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First Time Home Buyers: How to Buy for the Zombie Apocalypse

Posted by Dan Moyle on Wed, Aug 21, 2013

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Topics: homeowner information, zombie home buyers, humor

The First Mortgage Company for Zombies

Posted by Dan Moyle on Wed, Aug 1, 2012

Welcome to the first mortgage company for zombies. It has been said by some that zombies make terrible first time home buyers. But we that to be just rude. Zombies are people, too. Well sort of...but they have feelings. At least we think they do. In any case, zombies need a place to live and we feel that if a zombie's credit and finances are in order then they are welcome to find financing here.

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Topics: first time home owner, first time home buyer, zombie home buyers

Zombies Still Make Terrible First Time Home Buyers

Posted by Dan Moyle on Mon, Mar 19, 2012

I was talking to a friend recently about the TV series "Walking Dead." One of the main plot lines of the show revolves around zombies. So I wondered (as I often do) whether the chances of a zombie becoming a first time home buyer have improved over the last 6 months or so. Come to find out, no. Frankly, no matter how hard they try, zombies simply do not make good first time home buyers.

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Topics: first time home buyer, zombie home buyers

Why Zombies Make Terrible First Time Home Buyers

Posted by Dan Moyle on Thu, Jan 19, 2012

Winter has returned to West Michigan. This means cabin fever. Which means crazy ideas. Here's one I had today: How would a zombie be as a first time home buyer? How would a real estate agent feel about working with a zombie? See what I mean? Crazy. But it got me thinking. Is there anything we can learn from this mythical creature? Yes.

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Topics: credit questions, first time home buyer, zombie home buyers

Protect Against the Zombie Apocalypse with a Renovation Loan

Posted by Dan Moyle on Sat, Nov 19, 2011

It's Saturday morning and you're enjoying your cup of coffee with your weekend reading laid out in front of you. It's a quiet start to the weekend. Maybe a little too quiet... In fact you realize you don't hear a leaf blower outside like you've heard the last 6 weekends. There are no shouts of kids or the sounds of traffic. You look outside and see...

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Topics: home improvement loans, FHA 203k, renovation mortgage, zombie home buyers

How a HomePath Renovation Mortgage is Like Battling Zombies

Posted by Dan Moyle on Wed, Sep 21, 2011

George Romero was either a genius who could see the future, or a Hollywood type with a ridiculous imagination. Either way, he really did predict the future. Zombies have taken over the world (of cinema). In fact, even the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention urges you to be prepared for a zombie apocalypse.

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Topics: renovation mortgage, HomePath Mortgage, zombie home buyers, humor

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